The link above gives a look at just those types of gifts. My favorite being the 50 Shades of Grey teddy bear and the Animal Sex Dinner (where you literally have dinner while watching animals have sex.) Hilarious!!
I think I will stick to my 5 pound weight gain from all the chocolates.
Even though I am somewhat against Valentine's Day because it sort of forces you to celebrate a relationship on a specific day when really you should celebrate it daily. Even my son was extra nice to me today saying "I just want to act like it is Valentine's Day every day of the year!" I agree.